My last name, Tesh, is actually an acronym. It stands for Tickle Every Single Human. That’s my goal in life. I want to tickle everybody on Earth once.

John Tesh

I hate cynicism. It’s my least favorite quality and it doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing things will happen.

Conan O’Brien

Conan O’Brien stopped by Google to shmooze and take questions. Here’s the 48 minutes of funny that ensued.

On my bunk in the Tour Bus, eating Doritos and watching Team America. Me happy. (via ConanOBrien)

On my bunk in the Tour Bus, eating Doritos and watching Team America. Me happy. (via ConanOBrien)