Skinny Genes
A joke my grandpa emailed me.
This guy walks into a bar wearing a Lions jersey and carrying a little wiener dog that also has a Lions jersey on with a little Lions helmet too.
The guy says to the bartender, “Can my dog and I watch the Lions game here? My TV at home broke and my dog and I want to see the game.”
The bartender replies, “Normally, dogs in the bar would not be allowed, but it is not terribly busy in here, so you and the dog can have a seat at the end of the bar .. But, if there is any trouble with you or the dog, I’ll have to ask you to leave.” The guy agrees and he and his dog start watching the game.
Pretty soon the Lions kick a field goal and the wiener dog jumps up on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five.
The bartender says, “Hey, that’s cool! What does he do for a touchdown?”
The guys answers, “I don’t know, I’ve only had him for 3 years.”
Stephen Niebauer - 00 techno beat yeah
I took this from Steve’s shared music sometime last year. Kinda makes you feel like dancing, no?
Duffy (USA)
If any of you ever bought our album for the $10 or so we were selling it for, boy were you a sucker!
Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock
(via aleigh)
Friday night I got to hear these songs live:
Wilco (the song)
I Am Trying to Break Your Heart
Bull Black Nova
You Are My Face
One Wing
Radio Cure
At Least That’s What You Said
Company in My Back
Ashes of American Flags
War on War
Either Way
Impossible Germany
I’ll Fight
Jesus, Etc.
Handshake Drugs
Box Full of Letters
Theologians
I’m the Man Who Loves You
Encore:
You Never Know
California Stars
Hate it Here
Walken
The Late Greats
Just a Kid
Kingpin
Casino Queen
Outtasite (Outta Mind)
It reinforced my theory that Wilco is the greatest band in existence right now.
Ignoring the mildly-cheesy voiceover, this is a great recut trailer.
I am knitting a hat.
(via annogus)
Knit me one? My favorite color is orange, but I also look great in brown.
how do you feel about blue? like a smokey blue.
Extra shmokey.
